achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily:

arewetumbling:

1st Grade Teacher: The Natives taught us to grow crops and we all had thanksgiving! 


6th Grade: we might have kicked the Natives off their land, and for that we are so sorry.


Me: but did you mur-


Teacher: you’ll learn that in high school


12th grade: We killed that one Native and we are so sorry, but the BUFFALOS, WE WERE DICKS FOR THAT!!


College: It was genocide.

this…is accurate

pancakeke:

unmovinggreatlibrary:

the-foley-knoll-horror:

pancakeke:

megatome:

pancakeke:

discsfine:

pancakeke:

my bones!! feel free to look but please don’t steal my bones!!

reblog to steal her bones

NO

we’re over halfway to stealing all of jess’ bones

STOP!!

They took the whole skellington

Congratulations to pancakeke for becoming the first living person to have their bones stolen by tumblr users.

I love how you can’t say “first person”

garashirs:

an item of clothing: *is tacky*

me:

bigspoonkorra:

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

sandsvendor100:

I Regrets To Inform You I Am A Gay Icon

clarasolo:

^{Brendon for Alternative Press Magazine}

whjat:

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”